You need a single battery design that can be clipped into place.

Congrats on your fecundity! You’re allowed one bad choice at a time in life, and buffalo trace is certainly not a bad choice. So even if the reservation is regrettable, I think you’re in the clear, ethically and legally.

That just scratches the surface, Fellow Internet Stranger Named Dan.

As a kid, I still remember seeing all the Kizashi ads during NHL games on Versus (how’s that for a throwback sentence?). As a result I was convinced, well into adulthood, that the Kizashi was an enthusiast-grade sports car. Woops!

There needs to be an official term for the multiplier applied to yellow speed limit signs. The Canyon Coefficient? Example: “These new sway bars took my Miata’s canyon coefficient from 1.8 to over 2? Would recommend.”

The I-70 gods are a cruel and unforgiving mistress.

Can we get a valid comparison between two really similar vehicles (Impreza and Crosstrek) which have fundamentally similar architectures but are $3k apart? That could maybe help the few hundred million of us who live in places that get inclement weather (or enjoy our local fire roads) decide if, between the two…

Holy fuck, what a yikes sandwich. Like, a literal sandwich. With antisemitic bread. My Shitty Internet Commenter bingo card has the three-fer of Godwin’s Law, neo-nazism, and Tesla stanning all checked off. Am I missing any?

Your comparison with Cold War-era insanity is terrific and asks an important question (why do we collectively inconvenience ourselves for some threats but not other, bigger ones)? I have an explanation for why the reaction to climate change isn’t the same—human beings are collectively driven to action by only two…

In the same lane as the MR2, it was my slow/small/light MX-5 that got me over the idea of horsepower. If I’m laughing my ass off with 115HP, why would I ever want double, triple, quadruple that?

Hmmmm, let’s take another look at that newspaper article which dubs this Jeep the Holy Grail...ENHANCE

Thin Blue Line crowd (TBL): We love the police so much. Also, we’re signing permitless carry legislation into law everywhere.

so many trigger happy frightened people in the police force

You’re damn right.

Well after this comment thread and some time on Wikipedia, I’ve gone from apathetic to kind of caring about Neons, which is a real weird sentence to write. I can see why the holy grail is considered the holy grain now. Carry on.

To be fair, this is no less weird than Tracy’s Jeep fetish. What’s the holy grail of Neons? 

Cars all became our friend who aced the SAT, got his business degree, and is now doing a solid job raising his two kids in the suburbs while working his way up through middle management at a regional accounting firm. He’s a good friend and can hold his liquor on the semi-monthly occasion he comes out with us.

Grab yourself a copy of the Economist: deft, in-depth, long-form pieces all week every week.

Let’s say you’re a regular at the Olive Garden. After every meal, you get a square of tiramisu. Then one week, you tell the wife “babe, it’s time we really change things up.” So you go to the Olive Garden and get a cannoli for dessert.

Welp, guess we have to write our own WCSYB!