Scott Jennings is a douchenozzle. Change my mind.

In fairness, one Twitter user became obsessed about it, so on a slow sports day they reported on it.

Well, you know what they say: As goes Malinda, so go her 1,104 followers as of this post.

Sometimes these sayings are a touch too literal. 

Holy shit you guys are tiresome.

So... this article should really be skewering US Soccer, who clearly reached out to all these professional teams with templates asking them to tweet it out to their followers.

Not only is Deadspin upset, Twitter user Malinda is upset. Some of them tweets had up to 8 likes! Deadspin would have been the laughing stock of the internet had they not published this story.

It has to be marching orders from above. Get the masses angry and offended and coming back for more. I wonder if it tracks the move to Univision. 

Seriously, it must be exhausting to be in such a perpetually-aggrieved state.

Anything happens.

USWNT provides graphics for American teams to use for shows of support in order to push their brand.

This is such an embarrassing blog post

I’m a Cavs, Browns, and Indians fan.  Go ahead and prove every Boston fan stereotype correct.

but man, this is not at all how it was supposed to go!

Is that irony in the headline or did I wake up in a world where ‘amazing’ and ‘acceptable’ are pretty much the same word?

“Not all not dogs are created evenly remotely equally”

Heathcliff was the better orange cat. 

Right? There are a few sites where I’ve whitelisted them (GMG included) only to be immediately met with auto-playing video, broken layouts, and worse.  

Yes, now tell GMG to stop yelling at me for using ad blockers.

Great article that somehow forgets to include the ending.

So... did the Mets wake up after that or nah?