Too baggy to show off any booty.

Hey its khaleesi!

There are just too many games coming out that I want. This looks like everything I wanted from the Shadowrun: Returns game.

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Would rather have this.

I definitely saw these lady characters and thought, "These are some bad-ass bitches!" I love the variety of ethnicity across the board. Although most of them are sexy, they're not slutty.

I don't even think the assassin lady is even that bad. It's the kind of sexy that I would think women would want to feel.

Red carpet…

Ok, this article is more about masturbating and less about gaming.

I see why. It took FOREVER to find a game. I'm talking 15 minutes+. It didn't make much sense either, I'm an avid LoL fan, but I never understood how to be good in this game. Since you get gold no matter if you last hit or not, I never understood how other players got insanely powerful while my fan lady did a pittance…

So many babes in this game I can't even-

David Beckham is in this game?

Faye herself is a prime example. For all intents and purposes, Faye came into the world a blank slate three years before her encounter with the Bebop. In that time she has, apparently, become a world class card shark (so good that she can cheat casinos), an above average spaceship pilot that can hold her own in a…

This song gives me the chills every time!

Can kotaku revamp this list? A couple of these games are shut down :(

When you said Utopia I thought you meant the FOX reality tv show of the same name.

That show is god awful.

I'm generally surprised when a game has a selection of pre-painted makeups to place on my character's face. Inquisition has multiple levels for the eyes alone — eyeshadow, eyeliner and mascara. Want longer lashes? L'Oreal is not needed, unless that's your character's name. Sounds like an elf to me.

Someone needs to sub these Korean shoutcasters because I can totally get into this as an esport with them.

Mind, it was never anything as serious as the infamous F ox-Only-Final-Destination-No-Items deal; I don't even think most super hardcore Smashers play like that, regardless of how fond everyone seems to be of that joke. But still, that's how we played—without items.

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This would actually make a great scene. Like, they're talking about what their next move is over a meal.

Wait, AC?

So Persona 4: Jazz Aerobics All Night