On this day, we got 9-11", I assure you, these slow moving mammoths were appreciated.  Nobody was getting to work on time anyway...

I think it says a lot that people are no longer actors. They’re “Marvel Universe Players.”

Shoulda just gone with “Hell March”...

Trouble is, that squadron of Facebook trolls seem to be more effective than any amount of hardware in neutralising adversaries...

Who the fuck are you to tell me how to use Twitter?

Says who? People use twitter and social media in different ways. I tweet-reply maybe one or two times a month, others tweet-reply one or two times an hour, others once a day, whatever. That’s up to them. I don’t understand this article at all. If someone is bothering you or being a troll, ignore them or block them.…

My god - a communication tool being used to, wait for it, communicate.  Who’d have thunk it??

Who said anything about every single tweet? Well, to be fair there’s ambiguity in the original proposition. It isn’t clear whether universal quantification is the intended meaning. 
There may also be perception bias in place, i.e. if replies from men seem disproportionately annoying to you, you’ll notice them more. 

Yeah, that was my question. Do “reply guys” only do this to women? Or do they do it to everyone? I mean, half the time I don’t know if the writer of an article was a man or a woman, and I don’t really care, it’s generally not important. If they are specifically targeting women, that’s a weird manifestation of sexism,…

> men who reply to women’s tweets like it’s their job, adding their own little take, no matter the subject

Wait, isn’t this what Twitter is *for*? Or is the important distinction that they only do this to women’s tweets? (Do we know this?) 

There’s also a real whatever the hell this thing is.

Someone piss in your wheaties today? Matts been dumping money in this Lex hand over fist. Every car needs maintenance at some point. Such pointless hostility.

Nobody tell Phil America’s Tire just jacked him up. Unless they charge $400 for an alignment?

It bugs the hell out of me when other people are on the road when I am. The nerve.

Seriously, any “friend” who tried this on me would be an “ex-friend”. I never upgrade my iOS until it’s been out for a while and I’m reasonably sure it won’t cause more problems than it solves. (And given Apple’s issues over the past year or so, there are plenty of releases I just skip.) I also do a full backup before…

Lot’s of women’s wetsuits have no legs. I don’t know why, but watch some women’s surf videos and you’ll see it often.

So wait, do the unicode characters force the upgrade or nah!?? Either way, it’s a sucky Jedi mind game. I have friends that would disown immediately if not punch someone in the face for doing something like this. As “a fun little trick” its a crappy thing to do and in this context, a crappy thing to suggest. I’m…

You may have an interest in this old mall inspired music set to old mall footage. Called mall wave apparently.

Note to self, never trust Russian-to-English translators...

Based on the women over 50 I’ve been around who drink diet coke, I really doubt a causal relationship, as opposed to it being that the type of women over 50 who drink diet coke are also the women over 50 who have many other factors that are leading them to be more likely to have a stroke or heart attack.