Aspect ratio is an artistic choice that’s hugely influenced by the subject matter being filmed. Here, it’s essential to take into consideration that what we’re filming - girls and claw machine cabinets - are upright, taller-than-they-are-wide subjects. As such, “portrait orientation” was 100% absolutely the correct…

Seeing as how most web videos are viewed on hand-held screens that are designed to be most comfortably held in the vertical position, get over it.

Probably because the south doesn’t have as many curbs as the rest of the country. I swear there’s no freaking sidewalks in this place

I’ve never beat on a rental without purpose.

A true Jalop would be checking out that sweet Buick.

This is why we can’t have nice things. Great job punishing unsuspecting schmoes just for the hell of it. I wish you a lifetime of valets running hot laps with your car.

A lot of complaining about a free car.

I expected him to say that he was saved by the obscene amount of stimpacks the game throws at you.

Who said anything about a privacy invasion? I didn’t even see a drone. What drone? No, you cannot search my property.

And we like you to not be on Jalopnik. Thank you.

I like it. Say it was a pure electric, AWD, glass roof with adjustable tint, and as WIDE AS LEGALLY POSSIBLE for absolute comfort/interior space.

Agreed, but there are a lot of odd non-automotive articles cross-posted to Jalopnik. They aren’t too intrusive, so as others have said, just skip over them.

I agree with you. Jalopnik is a place for cars. I come to Jalopnik to get away from the MIC cheerleading...

Hopefully all the people who say blacks only eat fried chicken and watermelon will now drop those racist stereotypes, and replace them with the racist stereotypes in this article.

Agreed again, just like with Mr. Tokyo Bay. I wish Jalopnik would keep focused on cars. It should be foxtrotalpha.something-gawker.com, not foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com.

Hating the prequels is not a redeeming factor. “Hating” something is not a positive. It’s always better to see the positives than focus on the negatives.

we’re not really mad because you don’t like the f body we’re mad because you are being a european elitist dickhole. there were plenty of well worded intelligent comments on that last post that had exemplary evidence to the contrary of YOUR OPINION and you chose instead to post the most wal-mart of those comments, as…

There are some (a few) Jalopnik contributors who are actual car enthusiasts. Make a list, and vow to only click on their posts - saves a lot of aggravation and you vote with your clicks.

The 90’s were pretty much shit for car design, I’ll definitely give you that. But to be honest, I think the Trans Am was one of the better cars of the era, all things considered.

That’s why I want Trek back on TV, so they can do some non-tentpole-suitable, lower-stakes stories. Save everything going boom for the season finales/films.