In such a small arena, you probably won't realize things are going wrong until it's too late. Even it it had a kill-switch, by the time it was obvious things were wrong, the truck would have coasted into the crowd anyway.

This setup just looks like a terrible idea. Who signed off on this layout?

But how will she be a special snowflake if she doesn't get to drive her massively oversized eyesore?

It is in my universe and I wrote the list.

I would've said Mazda5 but that one doesn't even exist anymore.

Honda Fit Si?

Except that...Minivans are way easier to enter and leave, especially when you're slinging kids into them, they have way, way more room for stuff inside them, like bags, toys, sports equipment, bicycles, etc, and little shithead kids cannot possibly bash a nieghbouring car-like that one you keep next to it in the…

Hey I love me some sportwagon...but if I had the choice between doing a family roadtrip in my LGT wagon (sadly don't own it anymore) or our Sienna...I pick the Sienna every time.

Actually even better in the rest of the world.

The FlyFit products are based on pure and natural "superfruit"

That F-8 that got the laminar wings, oh my lord that is the prettiest jet ever

Apparently taxi companies haven't realized that one of the reasons Lyft and Uber are so popular is because they maintain high standards when it comes to cleanliness. This applies to both the cars and the drivers.

Cab drivers better just suck it up and go along with the hygiene tests. They're already on their way to obsolescence via things like Uber and Lyft, and in 10-15 years autonomous vehicles will deliver the coup de gras. Might as well try not to be a smelly bastard and enjoy your remaining few years of monopoly-induced…

Walking around the night you plan to pop the question with that awkward ring box bulging out of your back pocket is a dead giveaway.

Internet salesman getting people to come in the doors, instead of closing the deal through telepresence, sounds like a non sequitur.

This thing looks mean as fuck, like mob boss status.

I'd also like to add; "Assholes take newborn babies on red-eye flights because well, maybe they'll sleep." I frequently take a red-eye from LA back to the east coast, and almost every single goddamn time, someone has a newborn baby on the flight screaming the entire time when the other 250 people on the plane WANT TO…

This is a solution in search of a problem, IMO. I've never heard of a steam-induced false alarm. I've never seen a smoke detector in a bathroom.

Well, the hold music is pretty rockin' in a NES menu soundtrack kind of way.