I would start a YouTube channel right out my front door, and encourage the neighbors to do the same. 24/7 footage of these guys shitting in yards, honking horns, etc. Find a way to rick-roll the world’s Internet feeds with loooooong clips of air horns and pooping drivers.

“It defeats the point of having a steak.”

It’s because people are insecure and fragile about the world around them. ESPECIALLY foodies who need everyone to follow some made-up rules. This helps reduce their existential terror. Also helps them feel like they’ve clawed up a little bit morally. 

I could write 500 words on how wrong the Dachshund section is... But that would be “old Lifehacker” so what’s the point.

As long as everyone knows the potential for issues, go ahead and buy what you want. Drive what turns you on.

I don’t. I like following rules because that’s what people can rely on and I like being predictable on the road. 

Lemme ask you this: do you recall any of those “Method Movies” as masterpieces? Is Marathon Man a top 50 movie for anyone? Did Dustin Hoffman bring you to tears in The Graduate? Do you wake up thinking about The Graduate? Has it been remade?

Until we can all agree on WHAT racism is, we can’t chip away at it.

“This site acts like 97% of the automotive world cares about Chrysler (in fact, they don’t. And they’ll ALL tell you why)“

Just don’t call it “pie”. That’s the verbal equivalent of wearing a fedora.

Oh that old retort. You know what? Fun is overrated. Fun fades. Parties end. 

I can see someone’s fetish a mile away. That sounds like a fetish. 

That’s CIVILIZED chicago rules.

People who cared then were assholes, disingenuous, clueless, or all three. A boob comes out. Who cares? You’re telling me that THOUSANDS of scantily clad cheerleaders and musical performers at prior Super Bowls didn’t show pretty much anything you wanted to see?

Which, apparently then, is our go-ahead to guess at what they want. And if we screw up, HOW COULD WE NOT HAVE GUESSED EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANTED??

I’m so mystified that SNL hasn’t really embraced the nu-comedy, post-UCB craftsmanship that Comedy Bang Bang (for example) does.

James Tolkan is a king, you hear?

Dry-Lok and expoxy will do nothing. The water is coming from outside. Gutters and grading first. If grading can’t be accomplished, install landscaping drain tile. Sump systems last.

Dry-Lok and expoxy will do nothing. The water is coming from outside. Gutters and grading first. If grading can’t be…

The FIRST thing you should do, is make sure you complain about how cold your city is on Facebook.

The FIRST thing you should do, is make sure you complain about how cold your city is on Facebook.

“So let’s just try and put that burden on the driver, who does not have to be designed and built by anyone at Chrysler, and let them be responsible for good fuel economy, by visually yelling at them”