Until the internet is held to the same legal standards as other mass media, it will be uniquely dangerous. It’s an interesting lens: if the Internet could be proven as dangerous as guns, should it be "controlled"? Compare/contrast. 

her denim jacket saved her

1. Master and Commander

Can we look at the rough drafts of your articles and mock them? You know, the ones we don't see and that don't matter?

We’re supposed to be insufferable frat douches about this, not human beings with brains that are older than 5.

Maybe everyone, take this as a hint: controversial stuff is controversial for a reason. You hate this guy? Don’t forget Nirvana put this image out there for the world to consider. Let’s imagine this guy is as bad as everyone thinks he is. No matter how bad he may be, the album cover will ALWAYS give him an audience.…

“Let’s do this PUNK style!”

It’s the drive thru equivalent of the “go ahead” wave, wherein a guy on some backwards power trip gives up the right of way at a stop.

“Luxury is the absence of vulgarity.”

1st gear: one of this site’s main authors is spending his career being irrelevent, sour and pissed about Tesla’s success. A lot of people here just KNOW dammit, that Tesla sucks and WHY WON’T ANYONE BELIEVE THEM???

Correct, it usually means “one formula” for the whole series. So that can be a “spec” series. Every major spec series welcomes some amount of different parts and setups anyway.

Fucking up a celebrity death is People Magazine’s “Dewey Defeats Truman”. 

Never be earnest or human in a Jalopnik comment thread. The worst human impulses reside here. 

I feel the same way about Subarus

I spent more on repairs for my used Sienna then I paid for it.

Superstition.

This is such a 2021 selling point.  In the 80s we wanted action and comedy. Today we want misery and sexual horror, and the more the better. 

Spoiler alert: people even less so, for you. Watch the next interaction you have, you should be able to spot it

it’s brazzers?

Man there is just SO much competition for car blogs the past 20 years. It says a lot about hubris to launch a new car website in 2016.