Never be earnest or human in a Jalopnik comment thread. The worst human impulses reside here. 

I feel the same way about Subarus

I spent more on repairs for my used Sienna then I paid for it.

Superstition.

This is such a 2021 selling point.  In the 80s we wanted action and comedy. Today we want misery and sexual horror, and the more the better. 

Spoiler alert: people even less so, for you. Watch the next interaction you have, you should be able to spot it

it’s brazzers?

Man there is just SO much competition for car blogs the past 20 years. It says a lot about hubris to launch a new car website in 2016.

But that’s perfectionism, and silly. 

The commenters on this site are SO fucking fragile. They come in hot and ready for a fight. Just what this site wants. 

No!!!!

Why couldn’t it be a solution to congestion?

“Thank you. I’m beyond tired of the glib takes.”

“If you’re doing something because you think that other people think you should want to do it, then maybe you shouldn’t do it.”

Why? You didn't use the business

A perfect one-off TNG ship piloted by the guest star captain

You should read up on NFTs. They're going to be absolutely huge in the art works. Probably the biggest thing since the internet for artists. 

And with that final sentence what makes you worth listening to?

Funny, true, and prescient. NFTs are being treated like dancing baby websites right now. What's coming will be much more useful. 

My family bought one new, but I can’t tell you about it because I’m greyed after getting in a comment fight with a tremendous aggressive douche and not backing down.