My favorite was his CBB TV show appearance, as a “hero airline pilot” who landed his plane on a city street... only to reveal it was because he was stalking his ex-girlfriend’s car.

He would be Hispanic not White.

“he got her something so she would become what he wants”

Come now, you can’t imagine it?

Holy shit this is super accurate. Nothing makes money like clicks and controversy... and F1 is very good at making money for everyone attached. 

Great! It’s all orchestrated anyway through formula and rules, why not be a spectacle too? 

Hey at least it was a SHOW for once. I tried so damn hard to get into F1 but it was more like soccer: long stretches of boredom, something happens, then someone complains.

In 1991 I was around 12 years old, and we ALL knew this movie was for pussies. It reminded us of something our grandparents would make us watch when we visited. 

Every time a kitchen knife goes missing, you find it in the Peloton cupholder

Ever been carjacked with a gun in front of your kids?

I live in a car jacking city. Lock em up. And I voted Biden. 

dude... I can SMELL your computer room from here. Go get a life. 

classic reply to someone who’s being accurate

I made it about 30 minutes through. It was very unpleasant to realize that a faithful adaption of a 25 year old show... feels about every bit of 25 years old. I will never finish it.

This drawer is a good idea... but terrifying without context.

This is why I have hope for the West, and lemme be preachy here... it’s the greatest weapon in the global culture war. When I tell a Trumper that the best way to beat China is to be VERY socially liberal, they tend to listen a little. 

I had this exact Fit. Rotating the tires was child’s play. The car weighs a buck oh five.

“her own narcissistic obsession with celebrity.”

She was 15 and YES “nothing comes between me and my Calvins” means she’s not wearing underwear.