Every time a kitchen knife goes missing, you find it in the Peloton cupholder

Ever been carjacked with a gun in front of your kids?

I live in a car jacking city. Lock em up. And I voted Biden. 

dude... I can SMELL your computer room from here. Go get a life. 

classic reply to someone who’s being accurate

I made it about 30 minutes through. It was very unpleasant to realize that a faithful adaption of a 25 year old show... feels about every bit of 25 years old. I will never finish it.

This drawer is a good idea... but terrifying without context.

This is why I have hope for the West, and lemme be preachy here... it’s the greatest weapon in the global culture war. When I tell a Trumper that the best way to beat China is to be VERY socially liberal, they tend to listen a little. 

I had this exact Fit. Rotating the tires was child’s play. The car weighs a buck oh five.

“her own narcissistic obsession with celebrity.”

She was 15 and YES “nothing comes between me and my Calvins” means she’s not wearing underwear. 

Hell I saw Sinatra there in 1994 and the acoustics were atrocious. What an echo chamber. 

The press is fair.  The blogs are a different story.  This site ain't press. 

I think that’s a huge point. Who cares? And if the customers don’t... Why care at all?

I can shoot pretty safely, but I’m not going to do it in my backyard.

Chicago drivers are fucking crazy. It’s only gotten worse over the last 20 years, and your life is at risk driving around there. If you think it’s unnerving when someone blows past at 95 MPH crossing multiple lanes, that happens three or four times an hour during your commute. 

Disney is making ‘em better!! Check out this one, you NEVER see one this perfect. Almost no wear at all!!! Follow this guy to see more.

It’s a hot fucking take, but I’ll listen to it.

That stupid reply always contributes nothing. In this case it just further’s the OP’s position. Being fun at parties at 40 is a low, low bar for a human being.