Fall behind if you like, lots of people like to be “not of this world” but the universe doesn’t care and will happen without the snark. I’d rather understand it than pretend I can change it. 

Plus... PLUS....

If only that number were true. Our actual death rate is about 1.5%.

It’s coming.  

I’ll watch Rosamund Pike read the phone book. 

I try to tell my kid that regarding work, taking your foot off the gas is like cutting yourself “to show them!”.

This is beautiful

Ugh, I need to buy mops NOW during the shortage? Maybe my wife can watch in the tub.

Well shit, people watch Maid... and the Handmaid’s Tale... and whatever misery porn is hot these days. I don’t understand it.

Oh... is that the consensus?

F1 is the IOC of racing

It’s because a thoroughly beloved anime has just been turned into a total turkey. What a turd. I didn’t think anything could top a lazy dub, but it’s even worse. It’s like an amateur table read, in the basement of a 3rd tier anime convention in Boise.

Sure... but what about basic minimum income proposals? Wouldn’t bad spending render that a good idea? I thought the prevailing wisdom was that poor people know what to spend on, if only they had money.

Fuck this shit, do pie fights.

“Define cut off”

An average of 88 means that most movies are... above average? How can that be true?

His average should be 50, given how averages work.

Yes, that’s so much worse than the sudden and permanent devaluation of the Constitution.

Business major has entered the chat. And explained the whole thing in 1 sentence.

I have that same friend! And I believe him. The Bolt is a fantastic car. Not only a good EV but also a roomy hatchback with huge windows, easy to park. And it’s fast! Like a nicer Fit with more power.