“Bonus points for using Bowie’s “Starman” in the soundtrack.”

I was shocked to see Bautista out-acted by Jason Momoa, who brought a wonderful “impressed warrior” thing to the whole scene when he describes the Fremen. I know a professional world-traveling war careerist. Jason Momoa reminded me exactly of him.

Bill Murray would really date the wedding though. Like, the Bill Murray posters and tchotchkes are pretty much played out already. 

Which is why I’m getting tired of their “hot take” era. They say a bunch of inflammatory shit and get a comment army to grey out anyone who disagrees.

That naughty party you mentioned? They don’t happen among parents. Nothing more boring than a neighborhood party among parents. 

It’s five bucks, which is a great price. Indycar is on it, and I REALLY need this to work. The whole series does.

goddammit im singing that now

Also, a car is a depreciating asset. Anyone who buys auto-loan-backed securities deserves what they get. Predatory-loan-profiteering isn’t as profitable as you think. 

The biggest pussy hound in my high school had a Metro and a shit ton of weed. 

It’s really fucking inconvenient to go to the bathroom. But at least the party can take place across galaxies. 

Brian Cox hangs his jaw and we are transfixed. 

Americans love violence and hate sex.

Praying is buying a gym membership. It brings exercise into your life... Technically. I think the three things I mentioned above are actually doing the workouts.

No dude, jettison those drags! Or give up on the goal and be happy that way too. But don’t be split between “I want this, and I will do what it takes” and “I want this, but I’ll let other things come first”.

“he results are truly out of your hands.”

The whole reason I’m greyed after over 8 years commenting:

Hey, the entire world is angry. You are too, if someone says the right thing to you.

Looking forward to someone changing the sign to “90% of restaurants fail”

All criminal shooters are law abiding gun owners.... until they’re not.