Tell me your vision is limited to what you can fit in a comment, without... 

You say “look at the history of taxes”?

“it shouldnt matter where it comes from income is income.”

This sets a dangerous fucking precedent that will have effects elsewhere. It’s a dumb, dumb idea.

“Larry...”

See, some of us have been around before this website was a shitshow. And we poured energy into our comments, real contributions, because this was a website and community we cared about. The idea of “just scroll on” is like walking past a crime in progress. Scroll on if you don’t care. Comment if you do. Comment like a…

Maybe Jalopnik and a few of its authors.... Have no fucking clue? They’ve been entirely convinced Tesla is fifty shades of bullshit but the rest of the world disagrees.

Yes all new things should be stopped, and we should do that before motorcycles are invented

NO then he shot his soaking wet wife.

Maybe we just don't like assholes?

Plus... we didn’t watch this on tape, we watched it on DVD. 

This was the moment when “Movie America” was revealed to be a complete invention. We aren’t the big sinister machine people think we are. We’re a lattice of sugar. 

See Murano CC, which the Nissan executives didn’t think was nearly the catastrophe the commenters do. 

John Wick movies started to crap out after... the end of the first movie. And I happily saw the first one on opening weekend.

Yeah... and presented in the fruity, needy format of a musical.

Just don’t rub his rhubarb. 

Exactly. Instead of 20 to 30 critics... you have 350 million.

Is anyone working on a sarcastic way to shut down people who “like” texts?

I’m sure it’s my reaction, but whenever I see a crying laughing emoji... I assume they’re laughing at me. And it makes me want to fight. 

“it’s weird because I generally agree with your sentiment, but seeing the “make them miserable until they do” written out is a real record-scratch moment for me.”