Or Big Chungus. 

He’s saying the quiet part out loud. Whether in reddest Wisconsin or bluest Minneapolis, people drive drunk. From leftist to right wing. We build giant bars and breweries and put big parking lots out front. Then we try and plug the dike with anger and PSAs.

I wouldn’t know... because I hated every movie that aped Marie Antoinette. There’s probably more that didn’t go down that rabbit hole, that did.

Because John Oliver. Oh, how WOULD I know what to rage about if not for the delightful John Oliver? What was life like before we found our purpose: spending every fucking moment hand-wringing over some policy. 

As much as I love the ZF8 (and man do I love the ZF8), that BMW doesn’t have a warranty, their dealers aren’t as widespread as a Mazda dealership, and there’s a BMW brand perception to overcome.

“Simone Biles let people down”

I remember these well. There were a few in my college friends circle, and I had a girlfriend with one. The engine was coarse and gutless. The engine noise and road noise were atrocious.

Shit man, you want a great time? Listen to Billboard’s top 100 for 1991. 

Could be about 3.5 million bucks, at $3500 per 1 million views. 

Hah! yes. 

The Mazda is perfect for those who want an automatic small nice GT (old definition of GT). DCTs are jerky and can be trouble-prone. Who buys a stick these days? A traditional automatic is a known quantity. I get this car. 

“If it was her performance that you were criticizing, when you yourself don’t have anywhere near the same abilities, then yeah; people are going to give you the side-eye as they ‘consider the source.’”

How many “not at any price” comments are in those threads?

Apple gets lucky with its iPhones because its other tech products are so damn vulnerable. They’ll eventually be back where they started in the late 90s if they lose their phone base. Until then, sure, whatever. They’re sitting on a lot of cash but to what end? I see no breakthrough innovation since Jobs.

But a GT cruiser with a manual, or a mint Murano CC, or an ambitious TC/Allante/Blackwood, all being interesting cars, get a hundred blasts from people whose IBS is triggered just by the thought of these vehicles. And we even have Meh Car Mondays devoted to eunuch cars like these.

Wait a sec.... there are quirky cars out there someone wouldn’t buy at ANY price, but THIS thing gets a pass?

In one corner we have an attention-seeking woman in a red dress. I’m sure there’s a male equivalent.

WITH

A heart episode?

yeah man he’s PACKED