Women in dresses hang around wishing for a movie they can watch together and reference for the rest of their fucking lives?

Could they have done it in a TOTALLY 80's way, that never actually happened in the 80's but we THINK dog deaths in the 80's were all like it?

We used to call him “Fucking A Whitney Brown” because when he came up during the credits, it was like the moment you knew it was gonna be a Shemp. 

Snaggletooth Blowjob??? That’s insane. I’ve never heard that before and it’s wild. Thank you.

Still standing...

He’s so essential to that series. Every pro wrestling show needs a heel!

Srx!

How much is Toyota reliability worth??

But seriously: does it matter? The new Charger has been a home run. They’ve probably made a ton more modern Chargers then old ones. So at what point, if one exists, does the second car eclipse the first? I’d argue the modern Charger long ago established its place in the universe. 

DeLorenzo over at Autoextremist basically blew his hernia out on raging against the Charger. Guy was a prick and kept beating the dead horse every fucking week.

CCP wants to sow discord in the US. If you believe I’m being paranoid, may I point to... the CCP. 

Ball bearings. What a horrible idea for fill. 

I’m so surprised on this. They’d sell the other one... but all their variable costs double! Including time spent selling another customer. Every single sales metric goes up except selling price, but surely there’s some value in not having to jerk someone off a second time?

$15k for ANY 18 year old car... it better be an exotic.

Alt-universe assassin movies are the new mid-2000s Snatch ripoffs. Enough already.

Now we feel like Boomers, when “the 60's” became clip art. 

They danced just as well as they walked!

“master and slave” mean something very different depending on the context, as well. Hard drives weren’t subjugating other hard drives and impregnating them. Context matters, and this one isn’t too bad, given that “literally” now means “not literally”.

Dude... My ten year old booed. At home.  And he was raised on this stuff. Boys can about sniff out crap long after adults have eaten it up. 

“You seem to believe that people hate the D+ shows and don’t want them interacting with the movies, when it’s the exact opposite from everything I’ve read and heard.”