“No matter what, there is no problem with Tesla.”

You can bet your ass that a chain like Subway buys from large, regulated suppliers with quality departments on either end. The food safety and regulatory departments of “big food” are like the DMV. They do not fuck around and, if needed, will pull on the entire parent company’s testicles until it falls to its knees.…

You are correct. I used to work in the quality/regulatory department at your local Fortune 100 packaged food company. It is indeed a BIG deal to mislabel food. A BIG FUCKING DEAL. Subway would either subrogate and sue their supplier into oblivion where it couldn’t supply food to anyone afterwards, or Subway’s own QRO…

When I was a kid, we played that priest all the time. Just throwing stuff stiffly away. 

...or the phone makers can just get off their ass and write a couple lines of code. Until then I’m supposed to hold my $700 computer by my wittle fing-o-tips?

The movies were by and large shit, or at least heavily flawed, and everyone knew it. The series only succeeded when it sparked a million post-bedtime what-ifs. Someone around 1995 everyone forgot how bad these were. 

And we understand how important it is not to be a public figure. Kids these days think it's the endgame. 

“I did achieve like 36MPG on a round trip from Colorado Springs to Ft. Collins and back, in a rented Charger.”

i heard that song yesterday! Everything but the hook/chorus was really awful. Like they came up with the good part and filled in the rest. The guitar solo could have been from any song, it was completely disconnected from the melody. 

What more can we do for people? What more SHOULD we do? The entirety of human knowledge, including financial knowledge, is at everyone’s fingertips. If somebody can’t devote an evening to reading up on their $25,000 purchase and use the Internet to save themselves, how much should I care?

Anybody who complains about labor costs isn’t a capitalist. They’re picking and choosing. I don’t know to many of these people. They may be optimizing their labor cost but I don’t know any business owner that believes the labor market doesn’t exist.

PLEASE add some Crispin Glover. 

“Don’t let a person you never met influence your life”

If the Chicago area hot dog joint doesn’t have “the poster” (you know which one I’m talking about) it ain’t shit.

Further, is there a single person who needs more cookies? I don’t know anyone who’s isn’t in denial of a weight problem, or isn’t actively working on their weight, or isn’t maintaining their weight. If the Girl Scouts want to be in touch with the modern world they’ll stop selling something nobody needs. I don’t buy GS…

Speaking of scary Southern guy, have you seen Jerry Reed in Gator? Couple of really scary little scenes he does. The speech in the car. 

“Method acting doesn’t mean you stay in character 24/7, in fact most “Method actors” don’t do that at all.”

It’s not a superhero show, it doesn’t star a second tier actor from some old pay-cable prestige show, and it will never have a Johnny Cash song in it.

Enterprise puts a TON of focus on customer service. I spend more to rent with them. When I traveled for business I rented with everyone. I spent 20 minutes waiting for a flight and chatting up an Enterprise office manager. He laid out all the ways in which Enterprise trains their entire org to be very, very easy to…

I think this guy has a second partner whom he’s feeling responsible to... and that partner is an imaginary Franken-woman comprised of every woman’s expectations ever. Her name is “honor” and she speaks to him constantly. I see a lot of well-intentioned guys listening to this God-woman and honestly, nobody wants a…