“Gold or stocks are at least something.”

Ugh, that beak. The grille. I keep seeing something that’s definitely not a car.

I dunno. I’m having a hard time seeing what a VW in 2021 is all about. Twenty years ago they were the car equivalent of the iPhone. Revolutionary, different, thoughtful, friendly, hip... I don’t know why I’d buy a Tiguan.

When you start seeing how 12 and 14 year old students are writing these days, this s*** stands out and it's kind of scary

I think you have good arguments why you don’t go, but maybe that’s what they are. And I have arguments where I go. I don’t look for anything different because I have a system for that kind of sandwich and it works, and others do too.  Maybe you don't go, and I go, and that's it?

Those stores have apps where I can have the sandwich I like ready? Registers twenty paces from my car? These sandwiches are listed on Google maps? I can tell my crew exactly what they're getting? Just busting balls, but same reason why every fast food joint gets traffic.  

hahahaha

Fuck yeah. Even terrible pizza is still pizza.

It’s to please people you don’t know or care about! Duh!

You don’t like your free video?

Brandon Bird

I’m sure that movement existed, but why in the holy hell should anyone listen to it? Bad side effect of making art.

That name creeped me the F out when I was a kid. 

“She was a medical marijuana patient who used it off hours as prescribed, but when she was drug tested, tested positive because that’s how THC works.”

Read the link that AV Club provided. Trace amounts didn’t matter. One would come to the conclusion that her amounts were higher. 

The only thing worse than Tesla stans (I know like, 2of them) are the endless panty-twisting Tesla hate comments (posted by hundreds of commenters). It’s nowhere near as bad as all that.

“Are you in favor of requiring alcohol breath testers in all new cars?”

I’m confused. Did they call 911, or did they call some complaint line? 

If I have to stay married, lemme at least have the freedom to joke about how much it sucks. 

I was involved, years ago, in developing their flatbread. We had some AMAZING flavors they never launched. I’m still convinced their flatbread could have been a big thing. But they wanted broad appeal, not narrow and deep appeal... This was just before narrow and deep became key to loyalty in QSR.