Oh boy I better get the mop out again. This and Outlander, it gets real quiet in that room while the wife watches.

He was dirty, ma!!

Yes! I was making a joke based on what Decker said at the end. I’ve tried hard to like it. This movie has 2 ideal uses for me: watching while super high (but never getting through it) or just leaving the best remaster on mute in the background during a party. It LOOKS fucking awesome. It’s a  turkey otherwise. I do…

I completely forgot about Dogme before I rented this movie. Good movie... but the reviews and the opening scene REALLY set you up for a rollicking good time that never happens. Then I remembered: “isn’t this one of those Dogma directors?” and settled in for a nice dour watch. 

“Four paragraphs, including one about the Nuremberg trials, and not a single mention of the actual topic at hand. Bravo.”

You don’t remember? It was a turkey. Everyone knew. It’s OK, movies get revisited all the time, but back then... yeah, in Iraq they were leaving these by the roadside in backpacks. 

Well... emptying the budget wouldn’t mean they are ashamed and will get good, it just means we have nobody to call when we’re carjacked.

I want this. I. Want.  This.  

Holy shit, everyone here has had 30 years to dive into Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld, and think they give a crap at all about their comedy being "real"? Jesus how do you think comedy works?

It’s a math movie. It's fun to watch people solve problems. 

Funny that a car site would advocate for removing most differences from cars. 

YOU deserve enough vocal fry to melt a dashboard. 

The Dart gargles my balls. I wanted so hard to like it... then I got one as a rental.

Many stars for the guy who doesn’t seem to like any car at all, based on comment history. 

Well, gee, finally a podcast dedicated to hating things gets a little... old?

Your comment can apply to EVERY movie on that podcast. I stopped listening after a few episodes. There’s just nothing but bile. Really turned me off Paul Scheer, but I had an inkling based on those insufferable “Remember the 80s” shows where it was basically just “FUCK THE 80S, THEY REALLY HURT ME AND NOW IT’S MY TURN”

Ten years ago, buying a shitbox Porsche like this was a “keep away” sign. These days it’s apparently some badge of honor. Five years after this kind of stupid purchase, the buyer will be at some party drinking his paycheck and complaining that WIC doesnt include Sour Patch Kids. I have no sympathy.

I do field work all day. The bathroom situation is bad all around. 

Buncha old white computer users, can’t use a computer.

We need to see a copy of this agreement. I don’t quite think Paramount has as slam-dunk of a case as it thinks. Intellectual property is often handed down from firm to firm, and I wouldn’t want to rely on a judge deciding what “remake” and “spinoff” mean.