It’s.... a medicine cabinet with another bathroom on the other side. Not a “hidden room”.

It’s official: the 70s are so long ago that even artists use a Party City costume for inspiration.

Nothing takes the romance out of a Porsche like full-sun photos of a black interior. It’s like death in more ways than one. A hot, dusty black leather interior is the great equalizer. 

Oh, I didn’t fuck your father in the back of some jeep, I did it in front of your mother in your kitchen. Where you could see. (It’ll come up in therapy eventually)

Do you complain about buttons in your house thermostat? Just set one temperature and walk away.

fuck yes. It sounds trite, but it’s so fucking true. 

Yeah... I’m nodding. It depends on the owner. But I would not have loaned out my best cars if I knew they’d go on gravel or dirt. My lesser-loved cars? Sure. But not my best cars. 

What is it with this trope? The 80s were great and cocaine had nothing to do with it. This is like a Time-Life music commercial, when they have  5 seconds to “revisit the 80s” and all they show is a mound of coke. 

”Don’t cry about being called a fucking idiot when you’re being a fucking idiot.”

These are fucking awesome. 

Does that prove/disprove the statement: “state inspection schemes have a quantifiable and meaningful effect on safety”?  We’ll need better data than Reddit for that. The fact that non-inspection states aren’t talking about inspections, tells us that research is needed before inspection schemes should be recommended. 

I’m sure his malpractice insurer would love to know about this.... or not, since they’ll be the ones paying out. If I were awake during that surgery I’d be smiling. The surgery and many more things are about to be paid for.

Well, the answer depends. How old are you?

I had a 1996 Avenger of the same gen to over 100k miles and it was great. Big comfy coupe with a huge backseat. Stuff it. 

Dig me out, I’m buried in scientific rigor.

“we dont even require safety inspections in all states because muh freedoms”

I could watch anything Nicole Parker does. 

What about 3,000 of my stepfather’s penis, fully erect?

A nice red armband with a symbolic black spider on it. 

Whatever, lib.