Vítor Meira, and basically the Foyt operation back in the day. Penske was good but cold, the Andrettis were prima donnas, and Foyt was the guy who (most likely) couldn’t get out of his own way as a team owner. 

You know it’s probably going to be shit anyway. They keep trying to make this a thing, like when they tried to make Chris Pine into Brad Pitt. 

RIP Cream Wolf

“I like to ... UR-inate. And I looove goin’ poo.”

All the SW movies are terrible. The one-offs are at least creative and watchable. God, what a terrible franchise.  

I say that line while I disrobe before sex. 

That’s consistent, and that’s what the nation needs. 

I expect differently from a cheap bastard

“I should buy a cast iron pan”

Wow Naomi Watts. In a Frank Grillo and 2021 Mel Gibson movie.

Cuckold letter: she wants to fuck this co-worker because she LIKES him. Smart move?

Dan Savage grants absolution to the average person but celebrities are not allowed to be sloppy-sexy.  

You don’t find many people who didn’t like the movie or books. Even my wife cried at the friendship. It’s a damn perfect movie and anyone who says otherwise is sloppy with the stays.

You’re right, thank you

We’re in the weeds. Hypothesis: A trojan horse show that packages worthwhile things into its utter shit is still measurably worthwhile.

The "Surprise"

20 years ago we still made these jokes, and called people “cross dressers”, and Judd Apatow did extended scenes where the characters called each other gayer and gayer.

Yeah I’m a real scientist too. It was nice to see that science happens in a university, not a shiny lab lit like a CSI set.

The show might be shit TV, but if this helps NASCAR fans progress, then we should be cheering for it. They’re not going to be marching with LGBT+ marches anytime soon, but they will watch a show with baby steps baked into the plots.

Holy shit! Same! Dad never told anyone he was basically seeing shit. 3 days after an anxiety attack put him in the hospital: dead. Cancer in the head.