Yeah. If only they'd talk about NFL for you! Maybe sometime!

Michael Smith is insufferable.

The only enjoyable part of watching him on TV is when he gets uncomfortably mad (which is often), and everyone around him has to try and save the show from getting weird (Around The Horn/NNL/etc).

Big Army wins again.

Keep up with the sarcasm. Until it happens to you. If you haven't been in the submissive and powerless position of having to ask for permission to leave to attend your mom's funeral, then get a 24 hour pass, you might want to try either a nice dose of "I'm trying to get a handle on this and understand it" or keep…