i’m sorry but this is the most insane thing i’ve ever read. i’m sure it’s actually very clever and saves you money but reading this genuinely made me sad.

What is the point of having a durability system if an item given to me just fixes the item whenever I need it to be repaired?

To be fair, I read her book (after learning it was the inspiration for DM’s “Personal Jesus” which I found completely bizarre as a 15 year old), and she does reiterate this in that book- it isn’t like she’s saying it now. Apparently, EP was not into sex and preferred to watch girls wrestle in underclothing and be…

Don’t then. 

Psst, Kenneth, pro-tip: if you’re having trouble looting, hold down X on PS5 (or A on Xbox/Switch). A menu will pop up listing every item and container within range of your character, and then you can just go up and down the list to loot.

Oh jesus, stop it Bethesda. You THINK you’re saying that the game gets better and better, the longer you play it, but what you ACTUALLY are saying is that it’s boring, and only fun after literal hundreds of hours of suffering.

Is it just me, or did anyone else see Brent Spiner when they saw the hero shot at the top?

Yes, he's trying to make it sound like it has impressive longevity when really what he's saying is that a huge chunk of their game is going to be a waste of time

If a game doesn’t really get going until around 50 hours once the main quest is done, then shouldn’t the main quest be better?

Is this meant to be complimentary of the game? “You have to spend 50-100 hours playing through the main quest before you’re really going to be able to get into the game.” Why should it take that long for a game to get exciting?

Honestly thought that was some “hilarious” Elon Musk photoshop

It’s okay to deadname Twitter. It’s a corporation not a person and we don’t have to respect its decision to choose a new name because, again, it isn’t a human being.

I mean if it helps any, the only one of those worth finishing is Jedi Survivor. But at this point you’re far enough removed that its already on the shelf, playing AC in front of it isn’t gonna hurt.

Surprise, surprise... The collection that doesn’t say it will upscale or modify the games in any way isn’t upscaling or modifying the games!

I’ve read that nobody knows anything about the current gen platform versions because people were only allowed to play on the Switch.

20 gigs just to render a handlebar mustache, a mullet, and pink poncho on to Cameron Monaghan. 

Rural areas can have like, 1% of those speeds.

You’ve never lived outside a major metro, have you?

The PC platform games (not sure what ports are similar and which ones are diffierent) were very well made, with awesome sound design. Much better than the average of movie video game adaptations. Still, not a rpg.

There’s a good strain of country/americana out there that understands class consciousness, or at least what it means to live a hard life, but it’s always ignored because the writers/singers will be the first to tell any conservative politician boosting them that conservatism is the problem.