I’m not sure what you’re trying to say. If you’re saying the movie is the 2023 equivalent of “Dungeons and Dragons turns kids into Satanists,” and you’re calling the movie the something simple that leads to people killing their kids with a spear gun because they think their kids are lizard people… are you saying…

You kept Netflix to watch The Witcher? Might be the scariest thing I heard all day.

They have always done that. Now they’re making customers pay more to have access to less content, and also even more if you don’t want to look at commercials, and also even more if you have friends or family members who don’t live in the same house as you, and also if you ever travel, fuck you, you can’t access the…

Yeah, I’m sure that the guy who spent nine years of his life making Batman movies just hates big franchises.

I’m sure he would just be thrilled that people went out to the movie theaters.

This movie could literally show Barbie taking a shit in a cardboard box and this site would have given it a good review. 

The customers will suffer as Microsoft will starve other platforms of content. Once they have control, they will increase prices because they can.

You should definitely move along. 

There are enough rich actors to fill a large auditorium, maybe two. They negotiate salaries in the millions. Everyone else among the ~70,000 working actors out there is making scale, which typically means about 50-80K a year, living in either NYC or LA. If they’re working steadily and constantly -- most aren’t.

Ain’t…

lol, yeah, I’m sure future Brian Cox collaborators are breathlessly awaiting AV Club’s approval before casting him.

Oh my God, influencers paid to say a movie is a masterpiece say a movie is a masterpiece?????? WOW! You don’t say! Don’t you guys get tired of writing this exact story two weeks before every single movie with a marketing budget comes out?

i think we’re all waiting for this website to do actual media criticism, and not glorified twitter threads of buzzword outrage bait.

She chose to die, that’s true, but she fought Clint for the right to go over the cliff because he had a family to go back to and she didn’t. As we learned in Avengers: Age Of Ultron, she’s incapable of having children, thus her life is determined to be worth less than his. She sacrificed herself to save the world, but…

It’s in the article. It’s green makeup and it’s because she just sung a Wicked song.

Ballinger deserves no pity but I’m also really annoyed by the kinds of people who scour someone’s history for any scandal that might provide them with the tiniest bit of internet clout.

Indiana Jones being a bit problematic is basically tradition.

I know. It’s why I stopped visiting Jalopnik because it’s, like, enough with the fucking articles about cars already. Same with Kotaku and their creepy game fixation.

If they keep going to this park, it probably won’t even need to be for that long.

Oh no! You bought a game you were looking forward to playing literally YEARS before this remake comes out! 

Apply game biz strategies to other creative industries, and you see how fucking stupid this is.