This is the kind of guy who doesn’t even occasionally hit CTRL+S while working on a big Excel model. Then the program crashes and he’s fucked.

Thank you for posting this.  I don’t get why it or even a link to it wouldn’t have been included in the article somewhere.  

Godzilla cares not for your bad opinion.

The frustrating thing that even this media outlet does is often go for the lowest hanging fruit. What’s monstrous in her budget is what it does to public schools especially in poor places and especially in poor places with mostly black and brown people. But the Special Olympics is easy and that’s what everyone went for…

I saw that tour! Next thing you know, Jez will post a hit piece on Tori and then I’ll have to quit this website forever.

That’s only because Ray Lewis wanted no part of being connected to another murder. 

That sounds like something Garth Marenghi would write!

Funny story: when Dane Cook released his Madison Square concert film, I felt his bit about TiVO (God, dating this further) ripped off one Patton Oswalt did. I felt so incensed I actually sent a MySpace message about this to Patton and (because this was early internet) got a response.

“Hey, lay off the guy. How’s he…

So, how many wives does his friend have?

I’ll still suck Netflix’s dick for eternity just for new episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000

Counterpoint:

I really hope Bryant tackles West’s tirade about how some airline passenger got annoyed at her rude behavior and then acted like a petulant child by kicking his foot. And then bragged about it while criticizing every airline for not accomendating obese people without having the slightest idea of how the economics of…

Yeah, most overweight people wouldn’t know that they’re overweight and that’s unhealthy without people, especially strangers, stopping them on the street and telling them they need to lose weight. And of course we all know how incredibly easy it is to lose weight. If you don’t harass people, how will they ever change?

OK. This handwriting. This mocking parent. Let’s just, for the moment, assume he doesn’t have a learning disability.

“and that prejudice is also frequently extended to stuff like ritalin and antidepressants and even hormone replacement therapy and holy shit dude”

Venn diagram I’d like to see: evangelicals who swarmed to Passion of the Christ specifically for its violent depiction of Jesus’s death vs. evangelicals who boycotted Scorsese’s Last Temptation of Christ specifically for its deeply human depiction of Jesus’s life.

Oh, dude, I thought this was going to be an entry in Age Of Heroes for a second and I got really confused.

That is not what i said at all. I actually said I hope they do get them on the other charges since they couldn’t get them on the rape charges. The cops being rapist has no affect on her ability to tell the truth. In no way should she be held to a higher standard, telling the truth is holding her to the base human…