nothing like some good whataboutism to start off my day, just like momma used to make

Ya’ll are insane if you don’t think this car is significantly better looking than the miata.

Meh, sports titles aren’t terribly stressful on a console GPU. Not that they’re nothing but probably less than the average open world game; they can spare the processing power. As far as resources go, you bet your ass I’m gonna ask EA to make me the bendiest grass and the shiniest hair with those 10 billion dollars of…

Yeah why does every vehicle have the turning radius of a train?!?!?! Brakes are terrible too.

Hi! Welcome to Anime, I’ll show you around.

I don’t know, was it “holy shit, holy shit, a swordfish almost went through my head?” Cause if it is, yes.

People on Kotaku love bragging about how much they aren’t gamers. It’s such a weird quirk of the comment section of a games site. lol Sorry not attacking you, it’s pretty much all the comments here today circle jerking about their own ability to hold off on playing this game. 

Meh, kind of douchey to ignore the overall point Jester is making: the author didn’t share that “where in the middle” tidbit for himself. Of course we can all guess for ourselves where we’d land; but as an outlet, what you miss when you believe yourself above a simple review score like Kotaku does, is that scalability…

FOR SOME REASON: I used to justify this to myself as describing that the camera was on rails in a circle around the third-person character on screen. Hence, if you want a camera to show you what’s to the right of the character you’d push it LEFT. See?!SEE?! I need my meds lol 

oh look, a judgmental prude who believes they’re the arbiter of morality for everyone

yo

We should all take this time to remind people to use UBlock Origin on this site. It’s free and it works great! 

We should all take this time to remind people to use UBlock Origin on this site. It’s free and it works great! 

You gotta admit Clarkson’s edgy old-man-racism gets pretty cringey. Also:

If you can spot it in the new convoluted front page layout!

I played EoN this year and was a huge fan of it when it came out: the aim lock was a pain in the ass then and it still is now! lol

Tokyo Drift is the best F&F movie if you disagree please cease to exist from reality

Imma need you to stop describing my teen years so accurately

thanks, i hate it

Meh, the industry is more nickle/dimey now than it has ever been...so I have no qualms raising the standards every once in a while. 

Secretly we all knew Bird Man was the most powerful Avenger