Then charge a 90's Kia price...

At that state, I’d pay 12K for that thing, nothing more.

The point being that not nearly as many people are claiming that it is, as there are folks complaining about those people.

badumtiss

lol fuckin moon

My wife doesn’t appreciate the name I’ve given to our new Subaru:

My butt just clenched reading this comment

MRS. ATWOOOOOOODDDD!!! *Shakes fist*

Pajero is a really bad word in Argentina, if I remember correctly.

These are the guys math problems warned us about...

Holy shit who has this kind of confidence

You say that until you run into a velociraptor while on vacation...

So...why does anybody give a shit about award shows anymore?

There’s really only one answer:

As a dude, I wish my wife worked the same way. Alas, talking about problems (regardless of the chat’s ability to come to a solution) is on the plate every evening.

he’s doing his best ok

bingo

These assholes on the internet think you’re satan if you don’t approach every single financial decision of your entire life playing some convoluted Jimmy-Buffet long game of get-rich-slow-while-living-miserably.

I bet they fucked in costume

BMI isn’t by default an indicator of athletic fitness.