Wow, gotta be the best ladder in video game history.

This one is almost unfair. It’s soooo cheesy, and yet I’ve listened to it three times today now. (I blame you for this.) They managed to find such a good lead singer that could take such silly lyrics and just *roll with it.* The resulting album is practically infested with earworms. I don’t even like the game that…

Oh I have the soundtrack for this, and SA, and Sonic Shuffle as well! And a couple more—the Sonic series consistently has some of my favorite music of all time

I have 7,000 songs...half are Bowie...the other half are Nobuo Uematsu.

Shit, this looks absurd and yet I kinda want it. I’m way into novelty in gaming these days and I’m a big fan of the thought that goes into the tactile aspects of games (controller design especially) so this kinda feels like it’s aimed at exactly me.

It sounds like your issues run a good deal deeper than his.

To be fair, he’s clearly immature af.  We have all been there.  Some of us are/were worse than other.

The hell is this guy getting so much flack for? If you aren’t attracted to somebody or don’t engage with them, how does that make him a basic bitch? I’d just say find somebody you can be yourself around openly and are also attracted to..

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Great article.

Or for my family and friends in Puerto Rico...? 

Don’t you get tired of being so angry all the time? Two years in and still shouting. 

A “liar, thief and fraud” wouldn’t be spending time to deliver on those promises, when they could be busy chasing that almighty dollar in a different game.

The link in the text seems to just link back to this page.

I think you need a lozenge, Chris.

Just go with it.

Are we not even going to acknowledge this?