I have had several situations (some with the same person) when I want to tell them that perfume/cologne is considered a garnish, not the main course, to hygiene.

When I was in middle school, my father bought a five pack of Pink Panther films on VHS: Thr Pink Panther, A Shot In The Dark, The Pink Panther Strikes Back, Revenge Of the Pink Panther, and The Curse Of the Pink Panther.

I still remember going to the public library while in elementary school (late 80's) and borrowing a Pink Panther VHS, anticipating an entire movie featuring the antics of that animated pink panther that I had seen in all those commercials on TV. man, that was disappointing.

Any of the films without Peter Sellers should be dropped because they’re just terrible.

Does your dog bite?

The ONLY thing I remember about the Arkin movie was the total betrayal of the character for the purpose of a lame joke, as Clouseau has a miniature breakdown late in the film and starts crying about how clumsy he is, so somebody can slap him and he can immediately sober up and say “Thanks, I needed that.” Jacques…

You are anti-cologne too, except on hot guys

But I shouldn’t be able to smell it from 10 feet away. It should be something I get a tiny whiff of when I’m close enough to shake hands or hug. Then, it can be amazing. But if I can smell him before I can see him.... no, thank you.

“If I call out they are going to respond, but are not going to approach me,” said Pantoja of 99% of women I talk to. “I wear cologne.”

He beat you. 0.41. In your face, loser!

I always try and make my licence pictures look rough as hell for this exact reason...

Fuckin genius. This is a corollary to the office drunk baseline rule. My coworkers can’t tell I’m an alcoholic if I look like this every day.

The only way his BAC could go UP during his booking was if he chugged some hard liquor JUST before he opened the staton door and it took a few minutes to filter into his bloodstream.

Maybe he thought the Ankle Monitor would have a “zeroing” method to adjust to his base BAC. Then when he was at .08, it would show -.32!!

And remember, above all, this is the kind of man who lies about his marathon times.

Now that’s some offensive rebounding!

Give him a break. He’s Canadian. He doesn’t know our customs.

fooling around with two women who are not Khloe Kardashian

Ladies and Gentlemen, the 46th President of the United States, Tristan Thompson.

Yep. I remember all of us laughing and waiting gleefully for the “implosion” of the Republican party during the presidential primaries. Ha. How naive we were.