Everybody loves throwing around a bunch of “theories” on this arguably very gray matter.

A lot of people will actually benefit from CTE. Besides, who are we to to think that we can monkey with God’s will? Even if there is CTE, we should depend on free market innovation to deal with the issue.

Can’t say I didn’t see that coming.

Jesus, take the heel.

Everyone knows you never go “Double Tebow”.

“I don’t like the Ravens, but that Ray Lewis, he’s one of the good ni-...oh, man. I went there again.”

I am projecting here a little, but I can’t be alone in thinking there’s a fair number of Ravens players wish that Ray Lewis would just fuck off.

They didn’t let him finish. He was about to say:

Did he kneel on his white suit and that’s why he threw it away?

“Former NFL player and noted nonsense-talker Ray Lewis” is as strong an article intro as I have seen in a while, and I think we could spend all day trying to top it.

Oh shit, he pulled the first recorded “double Tebow”. Well, you know Ray, if you’re gonna do something serious, make sure to do it double

I’ll be long in the cold, cold ground before I recognize the Canucks

The kneeling part is fine, it’s the getting back up

This was actually my first thought.

Is that total rednecks in general, percentage of total fanbase, or redneck per capita?

It’s not a great loss prevention strategy. I think most of us can see the big loophole, especially if you may or may not be friends with the point-of-sale person.

I learned not to buy bottled water from the cooler folks in Las Vegas - someone told me they pull bottles out of the trash, fill em up, and then pretend to unseal them when they hand them over. Yeesh

Shit, Sproles was on the bubble going into his third season. He failed to impress as a rookie and didn’t get much playing time, and then almost immediately broke his leg to start his second season. Sproles was very close to never panning out.

gross. clever. but gross.

I kinda thought it was cool when he came out and campaigned for Hillary.