One step further: if the incumbent was a Democrat who combined buffoonery and crassness like, say, a cross between Boris Yeltsin and Billy Carter, Deadspin would be merciless in panning him and lampooning his many failings. And I bet the hedgebros would be 100% supportive of that, would be asking for more political…

Yep, I landed here after corporate malfeasance and ineptitude killed my two favourite sports-themed hangouts, HockeyInsideOut and Grantland. Now it looks like I’ll have to pull up stakes again.

“My god, it’s full of stars galaxies!”

I don’t like chickens. In fact I hate them.

Plus one for the Plymouth Rock fowl. Plymouth Rocks, er, rock.

[Puts phone down behind counter, makes eye contact with customer who approached, smiles]

Lauren, are you bucking for your own Jaguar Junction, a Bronco Packhorse Pratfalls as it were?

I just think the odds that the raid happened, with time zones and all, when Cadet Bonespurs was all dressed up in his big boy businessman’s clothes as opposed to his pajamas is infinitesimally small.

He may recall there were two very large reasons we all danced in the streets when OBL was killed.

I, a famous lover...

You should also post it in the Splinter comments.

Roger. Will not visit Friday.

Wait...  You sound preachy and imperious now.  It doesn’t become your role.

We’re grateful that there are rugged individualists such as you who can see through the lies. Who are these jackbooted scientists and elites to tell you that brown and green glass is different? By gum, that doesn’t make sense to me either. Please, dear saboteur, allow me to scoff along with you.

Everything can be reduced to the absurd.  Like how, for example, someone else should deal with your brown glass.

Come on man, that’s as irrelevant as Ted Cruz being born in Alberta...

You devilish rebel you.

You know how we were taught bacteria cultures, if left unchecked would multiply at a geometric rate and would grow to be the size of the Earth, the Solar System, in a couple of months? And how what kept that from happening wasn’t that the bacteria ran out of food before then, but that they choked on their own waste,…

*they

Calm down, Commoner, remember your station.