Pretty personable bar and waitstaff know how to deal with mooning lovelorn customers, but this idea of passing her a note before recess has the risk of veering into the creepy, or at least being perceived as such, and ruining the relationship he so cherishes. There’s an extremely good chance that his next visit the…

Does he think he looks like Clooney or Jason Statham with that peach fuzz? He doesn’t even reach Kid Rock badass level with that look.

It’s an incomprehensible world for a courtly noble such as me, but the other side of this story is pretty easy to guess at right? Her shirt probably had an objectionable message on the front, including profanity most likely, and the attendant told her it wasn’t appropriate in a public/family setting? And he told her…

“Undecided” voters at this stage should have their voting privileges and driver’s licence revoked.  What nuance are you trying to untangle before you make a choice?

Yep, I’ve crossed swords with him before, give him a wide berth now.

I followed his website daily, watching the poll numbers creep down, ever downward for the Republicans, as I cheered and hoped for their annihilation as a political party, as Trump’s numbers sank to the high twenties at one point if I remember correctly. But a month followed leading up to the election when the numbers…

[Sighs]

Yeah, we’ve been over this before, how he’s handled Randy Moss and even Aaron Hernandez, he made those situations work. We kind of forget the experiments that didn’t work, the Albert Haynesworths, but those didn’t cost millions in bonus money for one game played.

Yep. We predicted that Antonio would end up on the Patriots, but we also continued the narrative that once there, surrounded by leaders and alpha males, he’d quiet down and focus on football, there would be no distractions. When that was proven wrong, and he was cut, I thought the head coach had no compunction about…

I guess that’s the thrust of this comments section, all the young 5'10" dudes declaring their six-footer status, just asking to be loved.

I’ve experienced the sigh of relief, the admiring glances from below, and the subsequent 15-minute conversations about the rejects women on online dating sites attract, that was de rigueur.

7" in clean underpants changed daily beats that.

You never had my mom’s bread pudding then. She only inflicted it upon us a few times before she heeded the reviews.

If Dolt 45 doesn’t skip the debate(s), which I doubt he will because it’s camera time for him, then the Democratic nominee damn well better skip them. There is no point participating in any debates with this pathological liar. Words mean nothing to him, and there is nothing left to learn by trying to discuss issues…

As long as (this) idiot base believes he’s innocent of any wrongdoing (and that the REAL CRIMINAL is Joe Biden!) there is absolutely no guarantee that this will impact (on) him

Yep. If I know that I want to make it a really quick meal though, I’ll inform the waitstaff. “We’re trying to make the eight o’clock showing of ‘Trump Goes to Prison’, we’ll be good to order in a couple of minutes and you can bring the bill as soon as it’s ready.”

I expected this thread to veer to exaggeration and hyperbole, and I am not disappointed. ‘Waited on hand and foot’, ‘I don’t want to wait twenty minutes for the waiter’, ‘song and dance’. I suspected that there’s an easy middle reasonable ground to meet at, but it would take us 500 posts to get there.

If you appreciated my business, you’d provide real customer service.

Why should you expect them to act any differently - you’re in America!