Okay, so nothing in that clip screams Leader Of Men at you.

Don’t cap on Michael Rappaport.

“The director’s decision tastes like burning.”—Ralph Wiggum

Is this some of that new math those damn Millennials are doing in school nowadays, instead of memorizing their multiplication tables? No wonder planes are crashing all over the place and tax-and-spend libruls can’t balance the budget.

“My attorney insists I don’t offer comment.”— Dino Ciccarelli, pantsless.

some guys ==> des gars

I totally noticed that watching that clip now, but for the life of me I have not the faintest memory of this happening. Not sure if it was ever pointed out by Ron Reusch and the other homers calling the game, and if it was I blocked it out like all of my other repressed memories.

I’ve participated in two different ones, one run by The Bartender and another that we ran concurrently with our keeper league, we’d just do it for bragging rights on the message board, and what I found was that it’s really hard to pick when you limit the number of times you can pick a winner. Some years 75% of…

Injury-prone guy. In 2005 he fell on his shoulder wrong and separated it, and now this.

Being sweaty does not mean you automatically reek of B.O.  I sweat at the gym because I work hard when I’m there, but I carry a towel to wipe down equipment, and I shower daily.  The issue I raised is about a person who hasn’t showered in a week or more, probably, for whatever reason, and exudes a strong stench to a…

Ray Staszak and Adam Oates.

That drives me nuts too, the way the movie gold bars rattle and clack in a bag, how actors do a bad job of pretending they’re heavy. If I was a director, I’d at least get the fake gold bars made of steel if I couldn’t get lead, since actors are so horrible at acting like they’re lifting something heavy. It looks like…

“Firstly, it’s plumbed in and secondly, a potential thief will have no idea who last used the toilet or what they ate. So no, I don’t plan to be guarding it,” Blenheim Art Foundation Edward Spencer-Churchill told the Sunday Times back in August.

Another prank I pulled was on my alcoholic sociopath of a boss at a job I held in university. We were pissed off at him and decided to try and break into his office on a weekend night, and found out it was easy enough. We found his paystubs in his desk and realized he was maybe more pathetic than intimidating, but he…

One prank I pulled on the world, or at least the village I grew up in, was at the hardware store. My father would chinwag with the owner, and I’d get bored and roam the aisles. One aisle had all the nuts and bolts and nails and fasteners you could think of, in big opaque bins with a round opening you could stick your…

So his name was Ryan Bumholt?

We forget how good Dale Hawerchuck was at the time.  

Yeah, you have to make it so nobody is disadvantaged, which I don’t believe is an issue, nobody was ‘saving’ a Dolphins loss for themselves, strategically, for later in the season. You have to have a good commissioner like my bartender, and just friends in the pool and not too much money in the pot, and then there’s…

(Memories of a young Count, sloshed but amped up at the Peel Pub, watching the final game of the ‘87 Canada Cup, seeing Wayne and Mario and who-cares-(Was it Larry Murphy?) on that three-on-one on the Soviet net, yelling at the top of his lungs “Lemieux! Lemieux! Lemieux!...”, with an entire bar, city, country roaring…