I kind of want to give Mike Mayock and John Gruden partial credit on this though, although ultimately they failed at the task, objectively, they got a DNF. It’s not like right away they messed it up, they were on a roll there for a while, they seemed to handle it well by ‘supporting’ him publicly, they were running…

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I think BBB:DI had the right take on how Cheetolini would handle ‘meteorologists’: he’d fumble it.

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Let’s call is a subjective impression then.

His face is definitely more craggy and wrinkled than before.  He’ll be desiccated in a couple seasons, once Belichick has vampired his life essence.

When Antonio first called the Lions, he got a busy signal, they were talking to Megatron trying to get him to unretire.

If ever Roger Goodell should use his powers as the Commissioner “for the good of the League”, now is the time. Waive the waiting period in this specific instance, have Belichick plop Antonio in the lineup and dial up long distance a couple times during the game, sit back and enjoy Super Bowl-type boffo numbers for SNF.

I’ve posted this before, but Antonio used to be youthful and handsome, cherubic, and so soft-spoken he seemed angelic. Now, I barely recognize him, he seems to have aged 20 years the last couple seasons. And the histrionics and unpredictable behaviour, with his concussion history, that bodes ill.

I just missed it. 72. Bummer of a number, all it elicits from me is the Munich Olympics.

Without having to carry the load, as just an unstoppable goalline menace, there wouldn’t be enough ball for everyone.  Brady might throw for 100 touchdowns.

It happened often enough that abrasive drunks would refuse to leave our premises when asked and when faced with ejection would claim to be lawyers or law students and that if I touched them I was committing assault, that I had a pat response.

He’d have so, so much more to say if it wasn’t for sinister forces afoot in these politically correct times, eroding his right to free speech.

The Patriots won’t need to trade for Melvin Gordon, the Chargers will fumble him away, when everything hangs in the balance.

I stand by my posts:

I’m glad I didn’t specify what monetary value I thought that prove-it contract might dictate, because I would have been embarrassed a mere couple hours later.

Okay, both of you idiots just cracked me up but good.

And Gronk coming out of retirement now that training camp is over with in three, two, one, ...

My god, this is the story that just keeps on giving.