Dude in ball hat in the second row barely leans away in reaction to foul pitch, but recoils in horror, aghast at the beer spillage.  Nice job.

No no Cactus, in Mexican ‘sauce’ is pronounced ‘salsa’. Mole is a desert-dwelling reptile, which is why they serve eggs that way.

It is a little sad that that image might have a higher Q-rating.

It was a child-editing ring in a basement, most likely...

Fuck I miss Moe’s...

About the Trump pushups, this is something that’s been on my mind, is how easy it would be for Trump to play up to his gullible base by embiggening his strongman cred, by, uh, being strong.

I think you’re confusing it with ‘mole’, which is a type of mexican meat.

Does nobody remember the Juke Sock?  They advertised it in the back pages of Maxim in the 90s.

Cultural imperialist...

Sports are different now. I grew up watching the Canadiens, the Expos, the Alouettes. It helped that my father was also a fan, but I didn’t really have a choice, those are the only games I could watch on TV. And we got the daily paper, and the game recaps and photos and interviews were about my local heroes, not some…

Clover was pulling our leg with Amelia Earhart, but she was on the right track with this guy.  He’s more famous than ‘some soccer guy’.

I don’t know what ‘MOE’ is, and I don’t want to know.

Benedict looked like the embodiment of evil, like a corrupt-to-the-core eats-puppies-raw villain from central casting.

When you’re feeling romantic, do you bust out the plush seat cover?  Light a candle?  Use the musk-scented Lysol?

“Your Honour, I believe the witness is being evasive with his second statement.”

Kobe Bryant has a foundation, and he is so hot. And he gave his wife the biggest diamond ring. I know he didn’t do it.

So I (like most guys?) have a collection of socks I no longer wear, and are only only used as receptacles for my self-pleasuring .

This is why automatic certification should be a credible threat, a reasonable measure against these tactics.