The bull was just playing a two-dimensional zone, Josh Norman cheated when he vaulted into the third dimension.

Meanwhile, the entire U.S. fell down and ablated its conscience when a walrus got off an escalator, definitely.

Just noticed now, ‘Wrath’ going for the Not Getting It grand prize.

Yeah, I skip over baseball articles usually, but read this one by Mr. Ratto, just as I read his previous one about the Warriors, another sport I don’t follow.

I’m astounded there’s another Mookie...

Doesn’t baseball have the built-in advantage of playing in the summer when the other three major sports have their off-season?  All them cable channels need something to put on the screen.  This time of year, we go to the pub and talk about hockey, and some of my friends talk of the upcoming fantasy football season,…

Just because you’ve been

If any team is unlikely to cave to a player’s demand and give him what he wants, it’s Dean Spanos’ team. Not because of principles or “team policy”, as he’s preordained to spout off on, but only because he’s so, so cheap, and broke, and because he routinely machine-guns himself in the foot.

You’re trading on Rihanna’s good name and rep, but cruisin’ for an e-bruisin’.

Just to be clear: I will be a Kawhi fan and LeBron fan, I’ll support them, but I won’t go to the extremes of actually watching basketball, actual games, or even highlights. I won’t read basketball articles. I definitely won’t buy merch. I’ll be a ‘fan at large’.

Before that, prepare for the mythical query from your new cellmate Bubba: “Do you want to be the wife or the husband?”

There’s a reasonable objection to using more plastic in food packaging when it’s not necessary.

Please don’t do the lame smilies-winkies /s garbage, it’s so lame. People should learn to read, up their comprehension game.

I really liked the “Can you keep a secret?” game. Someone would ask you about a phone call you just had or a conversation with a boss, and you’d hit them with it, and they’d get all excited and hyper-focused on what you were about to reveal, they’d say “Yes” and wait for you to spill the beans.

https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/there-are-too-many-kinds-of-dashes-1836080904

I like how the Montréal melting pot is creating these perfectly bilingual kids who grow up together learning both languages, and end up speaking French with an English-speaker’s accent, and English with a French/joual accent. Even the Vietnamese or Latino kids whose mother tongue is neither French or English, they…

Please polish up your grammar, use punctuation, when you address your betters, commoner.

I don’t watch or like basketball, I don’t follow the NBA, but I get the sense that I should be a Kawhi Leonard fan.  I became a LeBron fan when he called Trump a bum on Twitter, so maybe I can be an independent, unaffiliated fan.  

That’s a narcissistic -1.

Who else do we know are famous and identical twins? Seemed like a natural.