Rose loved Eurythmics.

They’re doing God’s work. Since He’s busy.

The nerve...

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whereas republicans seem to think white men should be protected as children until they’re 35, except when buying beer for their frats

I wonder if Hillary breaks now and files for divorce.  This would be one mighty big last straw, not just a mundane infidelity peccadillo. 

“luxury goods”

“Why, fourteen is just perfect child-bride age, but the Libs want to do away with the sanctity of marriage, so...”

It’s a dumb move by Zhao, he should at least have pretended to set up a blind thrust to buy the place.

Fuck, all of you with your horrible puns make me want to escrime.

First, let’s not use ‘butthurt’, it’s non-word buzzword. We’re not twelve years old.

I don’t want to downplay the gross unfairness of the scene, how despondent his daughter gets, and explain that I’ve seen it done in the context of “Finish your vegetables first”, that kind of situation, but he and his wife do a great job with their kids. And in a highly entertaining fashion.

I think it’s a transparent attempt to justify it as non-sexist, like the SI Swimsuit Issue having that couples segment with Phil Mickelson and his wife. “You see, it’s not just for men to lech over, it’s a harmless tradition...”

You get results derived from the effort you poutine.

To me, ideally, the steps would be an unreserved personal apology to the person you’ve offended/harmed. Then, in a public setting, you have to do your mea culpa, either to the people who witnessed your actions or the public at large, as in this case. And again, it shouldn’t include any disculpation on your part (“I…

I now consider this matter 95% closed. This is as much of an apology as we can expect from a superb athlete and spoiled habitual champion as Serena.

My buddy will eat chocolate/candy in front of his toddler daughter, after denying her the same. When she squawks, he’ll retort with a Christopher Hitchens quote “The essence of tyranny is not consistency, it is capriciousness.”

I don’t understand your point. Because other people are douches and poor sports, it’s okay for this super team to do so as well? The fact that Sean Avery or Ty Cobb exist(ed) makes anything short of inflicting grievous bodily harm okay for Megan Rapinoe?

Disdain: rising...

discount plastic surgery is always a poor decision.