And also given the comments below, I think it’s fair to note that his topical humor almost never has a point of view and so it comes off as “Ahh, this guy chased women around for years and jacked off in front of them and forced them to have sex with them! Isn’t that zany,” which suggests a level of tone-deafness and…

I have a feeling the fact that she was transgender helped the cops not take her seriously.

Yeah, the only lesson guys like this seem to be learning is “Broads at work can really fuck your whole shit up, so just stay away from them.” They haven’t internalized the idea that it was Weinstein and his fellow scumbags’ own actions that put them in this situation, not the whistle-blowing by the female victims.

And surely you realize that, if you ever wanted to act on those desires, your best bet would be to approach The Rock from a position of honesty and respect.

Who the hell dreams of being The Vision? “Are you tired of emotions and genitalia? Then come join our team at Northrop Grumman.”

The argument against meaningful gun control really does just boil down to too fucking many people don’t like being told they can’t own one of those super-fun shooty bang-bangs, and they don’t care enough about the consequences when fuckheads like this latest fuckhead get their hands on them. This nation is made up…

So if Eric doesn’t get mowed down by Maria, that means Michelle dies from her heart defect. If everything happens for a reason and God works in mysterious ways, maybe you should text and drive?

There’s nothing that screams TV reviewer more than “this show is good now, but what if it isn’t one day? Then what?” I absolutely hate that line of thinking so much, and so many of them fall into that. Judge the show on what it is, not what it might one day be.

I don’t have to watch videos. That’s not why I learned how to read.

I honestly think you can’t separate #2 and #1 on your list. It’s only recently that there has really been pressure on people, men in particular, to do something about the creepers in their midst. I suspect in many of these cases people know, but are unwilling to be the first to speak up. Once a story finally breaks,…

I was with you until I read Todd Brown’s statement, especially this passage:

“That’s the level of intellect this writer have.”

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What’s funny to me in this is that Harmon says he wants his show to be apolitical, which, like, is impossible? I mean, the idea that a work of art has no say in the ethics of reality and how the world should work, and has no impact based on the society it was created in is pretty dumb. I figure by “apolitical” he…

If I had to hazard a guess, it’s because Ozymandias, despite his horrifying end game, still acts out of a weird sense of selflessness.
He’s one of the richest people in the Watchmen universe and happily runs any number of charities to help the poor and needy, not as a front or out of any feeling like he’s forced to,…

I dunno, I don’t think it’s unreasonable to ask people not to wear racist Halloween costumes. I don’t know why that one keeps on being brought up as an instance of political correctness gone too far.

Maybe it’s because I’m a girl but I think Beth Smith (or is it Sanchez again?) is so fascinating in that she’s got all of her father’s worst qualities - the drinking, the lack of parental instincts, the irrational attachments - and the toxic, sexist part of the fanbase seems to recognize those as flaws in her, but not…

We did make Blazing Saddles today, it’s just that it was called Get Out.

He’s the hilarious thing: These dipshits are Citadel Mortys, or worse, daycare Jerrys. They’re detached from what the real world actually is that they’ve created their own social structure that is so flawed and deeply troubling that they can’t even see that it’s wrong. It’ll take someone fucking ramming that Citadel…

I hope somebody got butthole-spidered over that blunder.