Don’t worry, sweetie. We are going to ship you off to Africa here soon, so you can be with your people.

That’s awesome. Your boss is cool.

That would be awesome. We finally have a good looking first lady.

You should stop coming to Jezebel for sure.

We won, suckers. Maybe stop being bitches to half the population.

The only people who don’t realize this are retards.

Please explain what socialism is. Especially the part on how it can overcome the lack of a pricing mechanism. I will wait patiently.

Hi Eagle. How are you holding up, buddy? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

“Bothparties got destroyed last night.”

“This despite only winning 45 percent of the college educated white woman vote.”

Celebrities are so out of touch with reality that I think their endorsements hurt the candidates.

Ha! God must have not gotten the message.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Yes, it was pretty brutal.

So fucking wrong. You suck at this.

Yes, it was. They are panicking now and I fucking love it.

White women are the worst.

Nope. We all believe he is going to start rounding up Mexicans and shipping them back home as soon as he is elected.

“The reality will hit them when their hated Obamacare is repealed and replaced with tax-deductability for whatever insurance they can afford, without subsidy, on the open market.”

The establishment got the message we are tired of their shit. Stop the wars and fuck wall street. That is good enough for me.

“Unlike Trump supporters like you, we can accept defeat even if our candidate won the popular vote. Stay classy.”