The bell curve of idiotic driving is mostly “IDGAF, I’m rich” or “IDGAF, I’ve got nothing to lose”

Buy a classic British car, then even 10 will seem like a victory.

Jokes on you!

The three armed officer of the law

Torch needs to do an article on that first one!

How do you pronounce Daimler-Chrysler in German?  You pronounce the Daimler, the Chrysler is silent. 

Oscar literally drives something called “The Sloppy Jalopy”. And he has two of them!

He's in healthcare... I'm sure he's still getting paid and will be for the foreseeable future

Tom was close, but he chose the wrong Mazda.

The actual answer ^.

Just go buy a new Camry already and be happy with another trouble-free 15 years.

I will always have a soft spot for Moore-era Bond as the Bond of my childhood, but in hindsight, that’s exactly what that was: James Bond for children.

I watched a bit of For Your Eyes Only yesterday and all it did was further re-enforce how vastly superior the Daniel Craig era Bond is.  My goodness, the 007 period between Sean Connery and Craig was a sad wasteland. 

Kind of a Kandinsky vibe.

Cheers for the Chattahoochee waters, keep walking!. 

Perhaps the water of the Thames and Cam Rivers ironically inspire dry wit? Alas, mine springs from the Chattahoochee.

Hardtops are the best tops.

Just buy real coupés, instead of gran coupés, 4-door coupés, SUV coupés and other malarkey!

Haha.. i was thinking about this one specifically but also 100% what you said

A few excellent examples in the thread below. My favorite is the Jaguar.