By “bed of nails,” I mean hypodermic needles filled with cyanide. We were fortunate that only 12 of my siblings succumbed to them.

Lucky bastard. It was vinyl seating for me all the way. Sweated back there till I could slide around like a tropical hockey puck.

My own awareness. Not allowing myself to be distracted, and looking at my mirrors frequently. Assuming that everyone else on the road is either distracted, or an idiot. While I have been involved in accidents, I’ve never caused one. I’ve been driving for over 40 years, and dad’s lessons have proven true.

“Almost every dealership you encounter within the NYC metro selling a sub-$15,000 car is likely to embody every bad stereotype of car salespeople.”

You’ve just confirmed that he’s an even bigger liar than I’d thought. At a Cars & Coffee, I thought I overheard him say, “Great Barrier Reef,” and “great white shark,” when at a party a couple of years earlier, he distinctly told us “Florida” and “sand shark.”

Turd Gear:

Billy tells everyone he lost that arm to a shark while snorkeling in Florida.

Can’t a Vanta Manta be home built?

Now I suspect greenwashing. I’m calling the feds right now!

I won’t invest, because your image doesn’t project “green.”

Elio-L, that was hilarious!

I live in Atlanta. Without AC, this time of year the entire vehicle would evaporate somewhere en route from NY (most likely in NC, somewhere in metro Torchinskyville).

You forgot to tell him he needs to deliver it at his expense, and to respond to your offer by EOD, or the deal is OFF!

It’s the wheel! The wheel, I tell ya!

Slideshows are a very dangerous road for a company to drive down repeatedly.

I’d have to agree that Georgia’s roads are good, particularly the highways. But they’re under constant maintenance, too.

I’d bet you can sign up for an ad-free experience at about $15/mo.

It’s the gas shortage.

I completely forgot a 1979 Mazda 626 that my dad bought new, and 5 of the 6 members of our family drove it as a DD at some point. It died at 329,000 miles. Regular maintenance FTW.

Puntiac.