Go easy on FrankenCamry--their wet blanket is delayed on a container ship.

It’s the end of the world as we gnome it.

Also: Emergency Position Indicating Radio Beacon (EPIRB)

Well, it’s certainly not a Jalopnik slideshow.

I agree with your good points. But at that price? No.

How much does it cost in the countries where it’s already available? Can we reasonably extrapolate the U.S. cost from that?

Nonexistent.

Y’know what this is? This is teaching the kids a prank mom ‘n’ dad pulled in college over Christmas break, when they disassembled that snotty Chaz’s Citroen, and reassembled it on the roof of the chemistry building, while Chaz and family vacationed in Basel. When Chaz returned, he could see the top of his beloved car…

That’s music to my ears.

If the charging port is a mouth, I wonder if “Open piehole” would open it?

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Jalopnik should make a slideshow of the top 10 comments to your post.

Jalopnik slideshows, by a long shot.

Obligatory:

So they loaded up the truck, and they moved to Beverleeeey.
Hills, that is. Swimmin’ pools. Movie stars.

Living proof that hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

MG is developing E-fluid even as we speak.

A car from the future with a name from 1981.