That’s not the clamshell wagon. The clamshell automagically retracted into the roof and underside of the car.

It was master of it’s domain.

By “vodka burner,” I wonder if he meant the plane, the pilot, or both?

I thought briefly, “What does ‘Aznom’ mean?”

His flight of fancy was probably due to his being high.

Online forums, local marque clubs, and believe it or not, old guys.

So many of the cool guys of that era look like Gene Hackman.

Driving in Virginia. Not because of laws, weather or the condition of the roads, but because of dangerous common driving habits, like pulling an illegal U-turn in the middle of a busy street (and without using a turn signal). That’s just one of many. And it’s not limited to the DC area--it’s a statewide phenomenon.

At $5,950, that Corolla is All-Crack.

It’s worth reading the ad for the poor spelling and grammar, but most denizens of Jalopnistan won’t “waist” their time doing so.

I’m bummed that COVID-19 stymied the annual Jalopnik gathering to sing auto ad jingles and drink hot chocolate.

Happy VTECsmas, Jalopland!

BMW 3.0 CS.

The ruler woman has already left her mark on me. I have a scar on my right hand from the metal edge of Sister Mary Elephant’s ruler. She didn’t mess around.

It’s the new math.

Kinja is the 2020 of platforms.

If it wasn’t already known as such, I think it is safe to say that Jalopnik has become the website that loves to hate.

We had a ‘94 940 wagon that was darn near perfect. As the middle vehicle in a three-car accident, it was destroyed, but my wife was safe since the crumple zones performed as advertised (it really was impressive). We replaced that with a ‘94 960 sedan—also an excellent car. And as good as they were, there is no way…

License?! We don’t need no steenkin’ LICENSE!

...and how would the Torch version differ from the original?