Me: Do you know any good German jokes?

Starred for Doug’s cameo appearance.

Obligatory question: “Does this extension make my ass look big?”

There’s an apocryphal story that the way it got it’s name was that the car wasn’t initially received well in Germany, so Dr. Porsche said, “Den zell it in America!”

If he’d been holding a particular brand of inexpensive beer, that would be a Freudian Schlitz.

They might get $3,800 for it from a retiree in Florida, but for me (not yet a retiree, not in FL), it’s about $2,300 too high.

G’day, Freund!

Let’s not be Russian to judgment.

Besides very strict enforcement, super short yellow lights, possibly the shortest in the country. If the light turns yellow, hit the brakes, not the gas, because you won’t beat it. On top of that, well, shoot, I need to go the other way, so, I’ll just do a u-turn right here in the middle of heavy traffic, without…

Is a scammer selling this out of David Tracy’s “collection” while Dave’s in Europe?

A question that must be asked: “Does this car make my ass look big?”

I think our lack of enthusiasm for the product leaves Jason feeling deflated.

Sales will be flat.

The excitement exuded by the model in the video will surely sell these things like hotcakes.

Fire tempers steel, so it only gets better.

commonly known as a Zamboni though this one is a different brand

Nope, the blame for those go squarely on bean counters and ad agencies.

Happy three dozenth birthday!

If “glorifying speed” was an issue in 1990, then the IIHS and the other groups should be beside themselves over today’s sub-3.0 second 0-60 times touted by ICE and EV family cars alike.

Those are a sight to see. Majestic.