Yes! Rob is a daily workhorse who never fails to deliver humor.

I guess we know where your Scimitar money is going...

That car is ØK.

Why do you hate shark-nosed eraser cars?

Our mail carrier has been driving a Metris for about three weeks. While the Merc badge has been swapped out on the nose, the hubcaps still sport the three pointed star.

Thanks for sharing this part of your story, Jason. You did the right thing, and Myron does seem like the right person for the car. And maybe later he’ll fall in love with a Changli, when you can no longer justify holding onto it.

Let’s hope you don’t have David’s initial TÜV luck.

Woohoo! Attaboy, David! Can’t wait to read your dispatches from the road.

I agree with you. I don’t think a car needs to have an overly happy face like an NA Miata, but to me, the angry look is as insecure as a guy buying a huge vehicle as “compensation.” It screams, “Look out world, I’m a badass,” when you clearly are not. Nor do you need to be.

This van is the Dorian Gray of automobiles.

An unfortunate truth.

You have learned well, Grasshopper.

I think his kind of weird appeals to enough of Jalopistan that they could never fire him without the whole thing imploding.

Damn, you have pulled out all the stops! Well played!

Kwai Changli Kaine

Bring it to Caffeine & Octane in Atlanta. First Sunday of every month. Largest monthly car show in the US of A.

Or some father-son bonding with Otto along as sidekick.

For the Rekord, Hockney’s Swimming Pool series made a splash when it came out.

A Chevy Bolt or Volt.

The Astro is a trusty machine POS.

FTFY. Yes, I have driven them. Relatives had several. I can’t believe people would buy one, never mind one after the other.