*****Phillip's been kind of a one-note at times, but the Dave Matthew's
comparison is also pretty weak and superficial. He doesn't actually
sound very much like DM side by side. I'm not sure how that Phillip
cliche got started. He moves around like DM? Sort of?*****

It was a stellar top seven that produced a truly crappy top two. Who would have guessed? Back then I thought Colton was the white boy that was going all the way. And he may have been, if he hadn't offended his southern christian fan base by doing a Lady Gaga song.

It was a stellar top seven that produced a truly crappy top two. Who would have guessed? Back then I thought Colton was the white boy that was going all the way. And he may have been, if he hadn't offended his southern christian fan base by doing a Lady Gaga song.

I told you all yesterday that Joshua sang himself off the show with "Imagine". He grabbed the third rail of American Idol, and totally screwed himself. You would think that people would know by now that any song that is remotely anti-christian, or does not display the proper worshipful tone towards Jeezus will get you…

Joshua totallly Carly Smithsoned himself himself by singing "Imagine". He's going home, and it won't even be close. The southern Jesus freak fan base of this show fucking HAAAATES that song. He might as well have sang Sympathy For The Devil as far as they are concerned.

That might explain why he bugs me so much. I haaaaaate Dave Mathews. He's not just boring, he is aggressively tedious and boring. Listening to his music would probably be a relationship dealbreaker for me.

So, can anyone explain to me exactly what it is that the judges and Iovine see in Phil Squared?
I mean they are fighting each other to be the first to slob on his knob after every performance, no matter how awful.

And, like all the rest, he will be forgotten immediately afterwards. They get votes, but they don't get sales. I would bet most of them get outsold by the people they beat. Lambert has killed Kris Allen, I'm pretty sure that Crystal Bowersox has outsold DeWyze, along with landing a commercial and a guest spot on Body…

I don't get it either. He's a one trick pony, and I was over that trick 5 weeks ago or more.

Yeah… what is his issue with Katic? Did she turn him down for a date or something?

********But then I think about the life of my grandmother, who was born in the
1910s and died in 2010. She lived to see the car replace the horse-drawn
carriage, even in her small South Dakota town. She lived to see the
airplane and man walk on the moon.*******

Well, if it wasn't already clear that no women need apply, it should be now. It's going to be between the two boring white guys, and **maybe** Mayella Ewell's horny younger sister if the country fans vote. (thanks Golspie for that awesome characterization). It's been clear for years that no POC need apply.

I'm ashamed to admit I remember Cotton Candy also, in all of it's stunning awfulness. I think Bill Simmons has made reference to the movie a few times over the years in his "Sports Guy" columns.

I think that the producers must have seen Mamie Gummer on "Off The Map" last year and realized that she gives great bitch-face, because that skill was rather hilariously on display this episode.

Not to mention name checking James (another black guy) as someone who went home with an idol in his pocket… instead of say, Ozzy, who also has gone home with an idol in his pocket.

The problem was, that the women couldn't get around each other's porn star size boob jobs, which didn't used to be that much of an issue, but any given modern Survivor cast has at least 50% of the women sporting a few pounds of saline in there upper torso. Early in the challenge you could hear one girl say she…

Are you serious, or are you just parodying the most annoying type of commenter on these threads with this "do people still watch Grey's Anatomy" crap.

Re: Bailey's meekness. It was established last season that Bailey was a meek little mouse with the same braids as she had in this episode until the Chief became her mentor. With Dr. Webber never having become the chief in this reality, he never became her mentor.

Jim Beaver has hinted pretty heavily that Kristen Bell's arc was going to be longer, but her agent got greedy and fucked up the gig for her. He specifically said that every other actor took a lesson from the incident and didn't get greedy. He never named Kristen Bell, but it was clear who he was talking about. He said…

You start forgetting how intimidating Chris Noth can be and then he throws that scene at you. Nice visit to the dark side, Chris!