You sound like an overgrown child. Retail ain’t pretty, but most adults can suffer it with at least a touch of class.

it’s piss bro - no way around it

Not just 10-15 minutes. I can sit down pee, empty my bladder completely. Then go sneeze or laugh too hard and pee within minutes of going to the bathroom. Your wife is peeing on you. It doesn’t smell bad because it is freshly made pee that has higher amounts of water.

Want to tell us what other liquid comes out the urethra that’s not pee ?http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/women-squirting-during-sex-may-actually-be-peeing

Can we all just admit it’s urine?

Wait, what? People thought Mavis Beacon was a person???

Okay, kicking them off the train seems really extreme...BUT I gotta say I can’t stand groups of people who have zero consideration for others with their loud laughing...all races, all genders, all types. It’s obnoxious. I’ve watched entire bars clear out because one or more people think it’s fine to cackle at top…

1) She’s not white. It’s just Nicki isn’t that dark. And she doesn’t have a different face. It’s her face. The lighting maybe throwing you off. Because you can say many things about Madame Tussands’ wax figures but making out like they didn’t do their homework when creating their figures isn’t one of them. They are…

I questioned if the article was even real after reading that one.

I’m pretty sure the dentures comment was a reference to his fake teeth, not his age.

That’s actually what makes me Team Calvin on this one. Calvin Harris is 3 years younger than me, so fuck Zayn.

Well there are at least two issues here: 1. The industry’s exploitative stunt involving people with disabilities and 2. A young woman’s excitement about being involved in the event. Neither issue cancels the other out. The question for me is how to speak meaningfully about how the fashion industry neutralizes…

I hope she enjoys the ride, but the fashion industry isn’t more inclusive & they aren’t altering beauty standards.

HOW ARE YOU TOO OLD FOR SLEEPING LATE

Yes, I’ve been in exactly the same position. I would get the cheapest entree on the menu, no desserts, drinks, or appetizers, and knew that even that entree was stretching my budget to the limit. And then my table-mates would expect me to spend an extra $20 to $30 on all their drinks, etc. Splitting evenly only makes…

Agree with you. Just had an incident with friends recently when one friend who is on a severe (and serious) budget came out to dinner and ordered appropriately for her budget. When everyone wanted to just split the extra appetizers and tequila shots, I felt like I had to defend her for not wanting to split evenly. It…

I disagree. People are poor in their late 20s and 30s (and 40s! And 50s!) too, and many of those people have friends in different financial circumstances.

Eh. I understand the embarrassment, but as someone who has at times been dirt poor and had many friends who weren’t, I never would have been able to eat out with my social group if we evenly split the bill. Getting a cheap entree and forgoing drinks and dessert meant I could splurge once in a while, but I could never…

I had a coworker ask me to dance at a Christmas party once and I gave him my best April Ludgate and said “DOES IT LOOK LIKE I DANCE? NO. It looks like I sit at home and smoke pot and listen to records.”

He laughed and bought me a beer and we talked about music all night.

And WOW I just got really, really sad because I…

Please. I bartended for YEARS & saw thousands of women get picked up/go home with strangers. Everything Jenna described is true. I have never ONCE seen a happy, confident, intelligent woman meet a man at a bar & go home with him without being so intoxicated she could barely walk. Jenna isn't slut-shaming. She even…