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I’ve been doing alot of crying over the last four years and before that. I mean, being a black woman in this society with a target on my back and all, glad you finally realized America sucks two days ago.

I just can’t.

Thank you. It disgusts me when white women try to shift the blame to sexism as a way of absolving themselves of any culpability for the fuckedupdedness we are currently in. No, you are not my ally.

Ask Lena.

I voted for Jill Stein, sorry, not sorry.

Bill Murray comes to mind, and I am not even trying.

America is pretty darn great if you’re white/”white appropriate” and/or rich. When I think of “Make America Great Again”, I take that as “Make things even worse”.

All them fascinators...

You’re gonna make me pass out from thinking of all that deliciousness. Idris and Tyrese...yes gawd.

Also see Black Dynamite, (spoiler alert) a black penis makes a suprise guest appearance.

Somewhere in Atlanta: Future is crying into his Autotune software and will call it an album.

Like someone saying “OMG Trump is such a charismatic businessman and mogul, I, as a black woman, would LOVE to sit and listen to him talk for hours.” as if they would be the magical exception. People are weird like that.

Your comment is bong fantastic, it made me chuckle, bong.

Hate to rain on your #LoveBanks parade, but I find it funny you championing her so much when she’s had this to say about y’all:

Aren’t I a female? Or are we trying to make “female” the new “the blacks”?
#NotTodayWhiteFeminism

This is Jezebel.

I wasn’t talking to you, I was responding to ThatOneWhoLikesAmberRoseTooMuch.

Thank you. Thank you for articulating a feeling I’ve had for a long time. Its as if just treating us as equals is such a difficult thing to grasp, so now I got to be Ms. Token Magic Negro, as if I don’t breathe the same air you do.

I just vote who the nice smart white people tell me to vote for, and that is Democrat. I never needed facts.

By “meltdown”, you mean, “flip out because I lost a challenge and rather than regroup, I got all pissy and started bribing my way to a win I spoiled nearly a year ago running my mouth, thereby breaking an NDA agreement (which, turns out, the producers never intended to honor anyways)”? No, no I haven’t. You?