They also considered instituting a ban on hitting women, but they didn't want to go overboard.

Looks like football has the same unwritten rule as baseball: if someone gets in your face, you drill the pitcher.

Reports out of Alouettes training camp say that Michael Sam was having a hard time adjusting to his role in the 12-man CFL defensive scheme, where teams generally employ a fifth defensive back.

He was the oldest base jumper in the world and started skydiving at age 62. He had a V8 commercial. He jumped over 5000 times. He also picked up wing walking. You can look at his Facebook page and see how great a person he was. He was my uncle and I miss him dearly.

To show them they were truly part of the family, several Dodgers fans stabbed them in the parking lot after the game.

Police arrested P.J. Williams today and charged the former Florida State cornerback with one count of driving under the influence.

Carnac the Magnificent: It took the hospital 8 hours to officially pronounce him dead because he was so good at flopping.

I go to Maryland and I can easily say I hate people who go to Virginia more than those who go to Duke, or anywhere for that matter. Fuck that entire state.

Every time I watch these videos they have the magic ability to lag right as the player's about to shoot... and work again right as the ball is already in the net.

Dear Adrian Peterson's Legal Council,

They must be using a lousy microphone, because I'm watching these videos and all I can hear is a rhythmic slapping sound.

"As a bitch" you should probably know I wasnt looking for credibility , just framing my opinion...

As a black person, I dont speak for all black people, we are not monolithic, But reading this email, I dont think its racist, its just a business man trying to figure out why his shit is fucked up. Hes speaking frankly, and probably factually on alot of his points, Hes basically saying mix this shit up, black and…