Thanks for your sympathy.

Deductible. Rate increase.

Insurance. Comprehensive.

Someone keyed my Model S. One long scratch from the front all the way to the back.

I was hanging out in Coney Island and stumbled upon them filming this! I saw Woody Allen and everything! It was exciting!

And you’re a lunatic.

Look, trashing Woody Allen movies as stilted rough drafts that waste good actors is old news.

That, or you don’t watch South Park much. Before last season, where they laid into trump, season 19 had 1 episode about politics, which was a warning about trump (where my country gone). The rest was about political correctness (which, if you listened to interviews with trump voters is one of the reasons they support…